I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.
I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.