I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.