Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.

I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.