My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'