One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.
I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.