I've always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off.

My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.