I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.
The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.
Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.