I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo PhilipsBack in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?
Emo PhilipsYou know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
Emo Philips