Anger punishes the bearer's heart. Who remains angry suffers most. For many, the search for perfection virtually guarantees it will be found, and disregarded in order to continue the search. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.