The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.
When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.