The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.