Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?'