I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo PhilipsMy parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.
Emo PhilipsYou know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
Emo Philips