When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.
One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.