I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.