I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The subconscious is like having a laboratory assistant who pretends to love you and help you, but after you go home to go to sleep it goes back into the lab and starts fumbling with the data and destroying it. It's a very tricky thing. People think our minds are us, but that's not true at all. The mind is not us.

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.