Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!
Emo PhilipsI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
Emo PhilipsMy sister just had a baby. We can have company over. She'll be in front of everyone with her um... breast... out feeding it. You know... cereal or whatever.
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