I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
Emo PhilipsA friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.
Emo Philips