Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

But I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting Kill the fairy.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

I grew up in an era when strange adults would grab me on the street and say: 'Don't do that.' You never see that these days. 'Hi, we took the liberty of spanking your son.' Oh thanks, my hand was getting worn.