Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist's instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he's the one between tunes that makes announcements.