My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
Emo PhilipsThe other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't see out the other way.
Emo PhilipsI think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
Emo Philips