My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.