When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
My dad and I, we used to play baseball. I was the catcher. Which I liked. Until one day, I saw this game on TV, and I said, Hang on, how come their catcher doesn't have his hands tied to his ankles?