I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.