I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.