I've always kind of pushed the envelope in terms of trying to get away with things no one else was going near. I always thought of myself like a mouse trying to get cheese that no one else could get without getting their tail snipped off.
The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.