I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.