They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.