I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.
I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.