A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
Emo PhilipsI had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.
Emo PhilipsIf you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.
Emo PhilipsBecause we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.
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