The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.
Christmas seems to start earlier and earlier every year. Like, this time, it's on December 25th.
I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.