My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
Emo PhilipsProbably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo PhilipsYou don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips