I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.
Emo PhilipsI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
Emo Philips