Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!
I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"