I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.