I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.