Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.
I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!
Charlie Chaplin is the greatest artist of the 20th century. He takes me from laughter to tears in seconds. And he was one of the very first funny men. It's like the original violins were made in Cremona and there's never been any better since. Sometimes the best come right off the bat.