I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.
Emo PhilipsMy parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
Emo PhilipsIsn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.
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