Thinking up jokes is easy. The hard part is trying them out on stage, because you never know if they're funny until you get there. Not one comedian in the world ever really knows.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.