When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.
Emo PhilipsI got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
Emo Philips