Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
Emo PhilipsAt my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Emo PhilipsI caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
Emo Philips