Well! I feel happy these days. I've started taking a herbal anti-depressant. It's called Saint John's Wort. Apparently it's the best-selling anti-depressant in many places. It's the most popular anti-depressant in Germany... After, I'm guessing, amnesia.

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.

The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.