Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.
I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?