Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.