How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.
I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.