Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

Recently, I've ventured into the mammal family - so that's good for my sex life.

I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.