I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.