Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can't continue with the "urbane sophisticate" 'til the day I die.
When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.