I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.