I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.

If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.