Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.
You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.