When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Emo PhilipsI go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Emo PhilipsYou don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips