Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'
I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
I wanted to get from 4th street to 8th... Then I remembered Einstein postulating that parallel lines eventually meet. They're dredging my car from Lake Michigan as we speak.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.