When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.