I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
Emo PhilipsRace is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.
Emo PhilipsI don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.
Emo Philips