The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.