I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

The other night, the president gave a speech. He said, "children are our most prescious natural resource". I thought, "let's hope it never comes to that".

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.