I wanted to get from 4th street to 8th... Then I remembered Einstein postulating that parallel lines eventually meet. They're dredging my car from Lake Michigan as we speak.
Emo PhilipsThere's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?'
Emo PhilipsBecause we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.
Emo Philips