I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.