I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.