When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.
Emo PhilipsI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Emo PhilipsI went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.
Emo Philips