I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.