Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.

I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.