The subconscious is like having a laboratory assistant who pretends to love you and help you, but after you go home to go to sleep it goes back into the lab and starts fumbling with the data and destroying it. It's a very tricky thing. People think our minds are us, but that's not true at all. The mind is not us.

I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

The other night, the president gave a speech. He said, "children are our most prescious natural resource". I thought, "let's hope it never comes to that".

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.