I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.