In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one rejected. At that moment I made up my mind never to place myself at the mercy of some pompous, goateed, black-turtleneck-shirted "should I yay him or nay him?" pantywaist ever again.
Emo PhilipsI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Emo PhilipsI think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
Emo Philips